Dad gave Lyla her first expressed bottle while Mum went to the THAI office to buy Lyla’s ticket to Jakarta. Can’t do it unless we have her visa to show them as it’s a one-way ticket. Those baby terrorists are really becoming dangerous…

Mum picked up a swim nappy while she was out. Despite it being about four sizes too big, Lyla went for her first ever dip. Not one to act out of character, she screamed. Maybe it just brought her birth flooding back…
