So just when you thought it was safe to say the cot was in the bag, S went off to Mother Care (more aptly known as Moron Care) to purchase a mattress for the cot, only to be told they were almost out of stock, and those that were in stock were broken or damaged and to order a new one in would take four months.
Yes, you read that right — four months.
MORONS
When we bought our cot from Babies Galore in Chatswood they sold it someone else and then the replacement was three months late because of Chinese New Year. Hmmm, do we live in Shanghai? I don’t think so!