So yesterday I touched on what the baby would look like if we were both Mafia dons, but as we’re not, we’ve put a bit more thought into it and have come up with the following:
As we’re both tall (me 6ft and S slightly shorter, though that is a point of contention), baby will be tall.
As we both wear glasses and have done since a young age, baby probably won’t have 20/20 vision.
As we both love to cook and eat, baby will be well-endowed with sensitive taste-buds.
Further points I’d like to see baby inherit are:
S’s intelligence and fine looks
My work ethic and dedication to the art of hammock-stringing
Factors I’d rather not see inherited include:
S’s washing-up ability
My receeding hairline
But who gets to say in these things — let’s just hope we don’t get a balding workaholic who doesn’t know how to string a hammock.
Talking about hammocks, I gotta get back to the pool — the weather here on the beach is just glorious!